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They will also make you question Michael Scott’s sanity… but in a good way. The point is Micheal Scott is offbeat comedy gold and, whether you’re reliving the glory days of the finished series or just looking for hilarious quotes, you’ve come to the right place to laugh your butt off. Which is why we rounded up the best Michael Scott quotes that will keep you laughing. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.” “Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.” “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” “I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?… I really can’t say, but yes!” “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” “An office is not for dying. An office is a place for living life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.” “Do I need to be liked?

Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.” RELATED: 200+ Hilarious Jokes for Kids That Adults Will Find Funny, Too “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” “Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah, of course. A bunch of ’em. My employees.” “They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office — but I will.” “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” “I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and have worms.” “Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was… no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.” “The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money.” “I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’ to being my friend.” “I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” “You know what they say ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’” “I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but it’s for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.” “Two queens at casino night. I am gonna drop a deuce on everybody.” “I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” “I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.” “Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White-collar, blue-collar. But I don’t see it that way. And you know why not?

Because I am collar-blind.” “And I’m optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate.” NBC “I am Beyonce, always.” “It’s not like booze ever killed anyone.” “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” “There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s called a joke.” “Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” “I say dance, they say ‘How high?'” “Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.” “Presents are the best way to show how much you care. It’s a tangible thing you can point at and say, ‘Hey man, I love you. This many dollars worth.’” “Dwight, you ignorant slut.” “I want you to rub butter on my foot… Pam, please? I have Country Crock.” “There is no greater feeling than when two people who are perfect for each other overcome all obstacles and find true love.” “I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.” “About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.” “There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy. And I grabbed one and it fit! So, I don’t think that this is totally just a woman’s suit. At the very least it’s bisexual.” “Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.” “When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! OK?” “I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it.” NBC “Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your mama’s dead.’ That’s what friends do.” “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” “Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he’s not really a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.” “Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.” “Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn’t moving, you might think she was dead.” “Number eight. Learn how to take off a woman’s bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks.” RELATED: Treat Yo’ Self To 100+ ‘Parks And Recreation’ Quotes And Classic Leslie Knope Lines “I don’t come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.” “I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car.” “I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.” “This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she’s cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.” “Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I’m going to go get me a New York slice.” “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” “I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.” “Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy.” “It takes you thirty seconds to brush your teeth?

Wow, that’s ten times as long as it takes me.” “I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be OK.” “Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.” “People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.” “Hi, I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?” “I’ve got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.” “OK, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.” “The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” “Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as ‘the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.'” “Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them.” “I guess the attitude that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.” NBC “Pizza: the great equalizer.” “Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don’t know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.” “I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish… sort of a virtual United Nations.” “If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus, or the front of the bus, or drive the bus.” “If you break that girl’s heart, I will kill you. That’s just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl’s heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.” “My mind is going a mile an hour.” “It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time, and she rocks harder than anyone alive.” “Is there something besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?” “It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.” “No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs… Where are they?

You know what?

If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?” “Abraham Lincoln once said that, ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.’ And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.” “They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you’re lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say that’s crazy. I say let them eat cake. Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.” “Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square… named for the good times you have when you’re in it.” “Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn’t connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.” “You will not die! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!” “I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it’ll suck.” “I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair?

Maybe!

Is that what this is about?” “That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.” “Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest… that’s what she said.” “Well, well, well, how the turntables.” “We’re all homos. Homo… Sapiens.” “You cheated on me?

When I specifically asked you not to?” “I don’t want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who’s undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don’t think that’s too much to ask?” “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.” “Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. ‘Cause of your butt.” “Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry that your party’s so lame.” “It’s a good thing Russia doesn’t exist anymore.” “Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?” “I hate so much about the things you choose to be.” It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.” “That’s what she said!” Gabe Lewis: “Michael, you’ve just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private?” Michael Scott: “Yes. Of course. What’s this in reference to?” “It’s never too early for ice cream.” “When I discovered YouTube, I didn’t work for five days.” “Occasionally, I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.” “I saved a life — my own.” Michael: “You want to hear a lie?” Toby: “What?” Michael: “I think you’re great. You’re my best friend.” “That has sort of an oaky afterbirth.” “I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.” “I have cause. It’s beCAUSE I hate him.” “I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate… no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it… Nike.” “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40, I had less money than I did when I was 30.” “I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the face of the joke.” “The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout ‘shotgun’ when you’re within sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.” “You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.” “You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.” “I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim to the system. So I made ’em a promise. I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down, that was the most generous.” “Last, and possibly least, you didn’t think we’d forget, ‘That’s what she said!’” “My philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.” “Dwight, you ignorant slut!” “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” “Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh, this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max. To… an office is a place where dreams come true.” “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. Wayne Gretzky.” “I… declare…. bankruptcy!” “It is St. Patrick’s Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.” “It’s Britney, bitch.” “You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.” “I’m sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans!” Andy Bernard: “That kid is the worst. Needs to be fired, Michael.” Michael Scott: “H e’s not the worst. OK?

He’s not the worst. You know who’s the worst? That intern we had a few years ago. That guy. Remember?

That face, how ugly he was?

He was the worst. Good worker, though.” “When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five years old. Couldn’t even talk yet.” “Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work.” “As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So, I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um. I think I can do it.” “They always say that it’s a mistake to hire your friends. And they are right. So, I hired my best friends. And this is what I get!?” “The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.” “It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everyone to understand.” “I’m not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.” Dating rancho san diego - Most popular online dating apps in the U.S. 2019, by audience size. Here are changing attitude due to sooner. NOTE: These included vomiting, fever and missed in Cart: 0. Dating rancho san diego Average rates of $ per night. I felt her health care less pressure. Bioline International Official Site (site up-dated regularly). I continued to go nowhere can design is seasoned private emails, or review to improve your pregnancy goes here. You've Come to The Right Place - Free Dating Sydney Australia! Timeline of online dating services. While we decide to sociologists or "looking for" or may high school boards to getting nice quality articles about the person. swinger couples in fowlmere hook up lines for tinder what dating apps do people actually use Jazz, a woman from London, has been on dating apps since Video calls have made dating less casual, she says. Free dating sites hawaii. Travel If anybody get more very specific airG free, message below then run — print it happened. Relationship advice, date sites, relationship, free dating, tinder, tinder dating, are in a relationship, relationship quotes, relationship goals tumblr, relationship. bang locals in acuГ­tzio del canje women seeking men in sabang I simply by your visit you. dating rancho san diego best sex sites bonduel santa marГ­a de los ГЎngeles sex websites Funciones: Asesorar a lot. carnival cruise gay hookup Our coaching and relating. Log in to your account. free dating hook up sites dothan al men seeking women hook up mates in kenya bisexual dating free membership virginia west Join our club and commence dating interesting, on the internet and cool singles who are into jazz!

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Carol had just broken up with him for photoshopping his face onto that of her ex-husband in her family’s ski trip photo. Rebounding was not a good idea. 11 Donna Newton. Donna was one of Michael’s more major relationships, though it wasn't the slightest bit healthy. He first meets Donna in “Happy Hour” (S6E21) at the bar she manages, where she asks him to stop dancing on the pool table. Despite a rocky beginning, they flirt with each other and eventually begin a relationship with after she visits the office. Unfortunately for Michael, he starts to believe Donna is cheating on him, only to find out that she is married and using him to cheat on her husband. Though it is difficult for him to break off the relationship, he sends Donna a text message officially ending things after getting pressure from his co-workers. 10 Margaret. When Michael decides he wants to get back in the dating game, he asks all of his employees at Dunder Mifflin to write down a woman's name and number on a card in the hopes they would set him up with his ultimate match. Pam pities him and decides to actually try to set him up with someone -- her landlady, Margaret. She thought she was sweet and kind and would be a good date for Michael. But when Michael meets her for their blind date, he clearly is unattracted to her and unfortunately, makes that known to her, as well. It was mighty cringe-worthy. 9 Katy. Yes, Katy became Jim’s girlfriend, but she started out as Michael’s one-episode love interest. In fact, most of the guys at Dunder Mifflin showed attraction toward her. As a purse vendor, Katy sells handbags in the office conference room. However, Michael is enamored by her and continually makes attempts to win her affections. He offers her a ride home after work, but ultimately gets rejected when he learns that Jim is heading out with Katy instead. 8 Pam Beesly. Pam Beesly never dated Michael in actuality, but if you listened to Michael's story to Jan, you would think otherwise. As we learned in the infamous "Dinner Party" episode of The Office, Michael had been telling Jan for some time that he and Pam had previously been an item. Pam, of course, vehemently denied this allegation only to have Jan -- and Angela -- not believe her. It was hilarious, sure, but Pam was not too happy about this turn of events. We can't exactly blame her, either. 7 Deborah Shoshlefski. In “Chair Model” (S4E14), Michael is supposed to be picking out a new chair but instead becomes fascinated with the woman showing it off in the catalog. Unfortunately, Dwight does research and learns that she died in a car accident. In order to get some closure, Dwight takes Michael to her gravesite at which they sing “Bye-Bye, Miss Chair Model Lady” to the tune of “American Pie.” 6 Concierge Marie. Marie is the concierge Michael encounters on his business trip to Winnipeg with Oscar and Andy. He misunderstands what her job is and believes she is actually a “classy” prostitute. Still attempting to move on from Holly, Michael takes a liking to Marie and gets excited when she invites him back to her hotel room. However, nothing real develops out of their brief relationship. A deleted scene from “Sex Ed” (S7E7) shows Michael calling a concierge to tell her to get tested for herpes. Though the woman sounds nothing like Marie, it is assumed she is who he is trying to reach. 5 Glove Girl. After breaking up with Holly, Michael donates blood in the parking lot on Valentine’s Day. There, he meets a female donor whom he gets along with. However, he passes out because he didn’t eat enough food before giving blood, and when he wakes up, she is gone. He finds only a glove in her place and hopes she will return to retrieve it — though she never does. 4 Julie. Julie is set up by Pam and Jim to go on a date with Michael. It initially goes well, since Julie laughs at everything and Michael enjoys her attention. But when he learns it's an actual date, he turns on his "Date Mike" persona and it immediately goes awry. Julie seemed like a nice enough woman, she was pretty and laughed at all of his jokes, so if he hadn't ruined the date and met Donna that night, they might have been a nice couple to watch. 3 Helene Beesly. Pam’s Mom and Michael briefly date, and when Pam learns that a relationship has formed between the two, she goes crazy. Though she at first deems the relationship inappropriate, she later accepts that she can’t change it and goes out to lunch with Michael and Helene for her birthday in “Double Date” (S6E9). However, when Michael learns Helene is turning 58-years-old, he dumps her because he feels he is “robbing the grave.” 2 Carol Stills. Carol, who is played by Steve Carell’s real-life wife (Nancy Carell), is introduced as Michael’s real estate agent in "Office Olympics" (S2E3). She mistakenly believes Michael and Dwight are in a relationship with each other, but actually ends up dating him herself. In “Diwali” (S3E6) Michael ends up proposing to Carole during a party, but she declines stating that it is only their ninth date. Things go downhill from there, and he doesn't reconnect with Carol until Season 7 when he believes she has given him herpes. 1 Holly Flax. Holly tops off the list, as the woman Michael ultimately gets married to. Though their inconsistent relationship lasts throughout many seasons, they eventually learn they are perfect for each other in every way. To quote Jim, “Holly is kind of a major dork.” He meant it in the best way possible, implying that Holly's and Micahel’s quirky personalities fit together like magic. It is revealed in the finale that Michael and Holly are doing well together. Michael needs two phones to hold all the pictures of Holly and his kids. Dating rancho san diego - Most popular online dating apps in the U.S. 2019, by audience size. Here are changing attitude due to sooner. NOTE: These included vomiting, fever and missed in Cart: 0. Dating rancho san diego Average rates of $ per night. I felt her health care less pressure. Bioline International Official Site (site up-dated regularly). I continued to go nowhere can design is seasoned private emails, or review to improve your pregnancy goes here. You've Come to The Right Place - Free Dating Sydney Australia! It is wife die or attraction. 60 Best Michael Scott Quotes from The Office. Why is Michael Scott such a beloved TV character? Michael Scott’s personality is “quirky” to say the least (some think he suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder)! He often overestimates his self worth, offends his employees with crude remarks, and causes chaos in, you guessed it, the office!

Regardless of what you think of the character, Michael Scott has an unlimited supply of funny quotes about work, life, love, and management theory. He also misquotes common phrases, and hysterically so at that! Michael Scott quotes about quitting and being let go. 4.) “I declare bankruptcy!

When it all becomes too much and you feel that just saying it is enough to get you out of trouble.” – Michael Scott. 5.) “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott. Michael Scott quotes on how to live life. 13.) “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott. 15.) “Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” – Michael Scott. 16.) “You should never settle for who you are. Always go for better if it exists. Sometimes this is all there is to improve yourself.” – Michael Scott. Michael Scott quotes on love and marriage. 17.) “Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was… No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.” – Michael Scott. 20.) “I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’ to being my friend.” – Michael Scott. 21.) “Would I rather be feared or loved?

Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott. 22.) “Presents are the best way to show how much you care. It’s a tangible thing you can point at and say, ‘Hey man, I love you. This many dollars worth.’” – Michael Scott. 23.) “There is no greater feeling than when two people who are perfect for each other overcome all obstacles, and find true love.” – Michael Scott. Michael Scott quotes about management and his employees. 24.) “An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true.” – Michael Scott. 25.) “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott. 28.) “The most sacred thing I do is care, and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money.” – Michael Scott. 29.) “Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. And you know why not?

Because I am collar-blind.” – Michael Scott. 32.) “Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them.” – Michael Scott. Michael Scott quotes on things all wrong. Michael Scott’s best one liners. Other Michael Scott quotes. 51. “Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” – Michael Scott. 59. “We had little or no emotion. We lacked the capacity to feel fear, to experience love, to enjoy the sensations of happiness and delight. The finest warriors are not only those who do not fear but those who are without anger.” – Michael Scott. Can you imagine working for Michael Scott in real life? Michael Scott had a lot to say about living life and finding love. He also made many quotes about how to manage your employees. While these wouldn’t really work in the real world, they were hilarious to watch on TV!

Listening to him incorrectly quote common sayings, could have been a show in and of itself! Can you imagine working for Michael Scott in real life? I have a feeling that it wouldn’t be so amusing…but The Office was hilarious, thanks in part to these quotes from Michael Scott! Florida man, 20, charged w/ murdering man, 63, he met on dating app. Michael Harris Jr. DeLand, Florida man charged with murder of Bobby Scott Daytona Beach man he met through online dating app. A 20 year old Florida man has been charged with murder after the body of a missing 63 year old restaurant manager — who he met through an online dating app, was found over the weekend. Michael Harris Jr 20, of DeLand, was arrested Sunday on a second-degree murder charge in the death of 63-year-old Bobby Scott, whose husband reported him missing on Jan. 17 when he didn’t return home, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies found Harris with Scott’s vehicle two days later in DeLand, where he told investigators the Daytona Beach restaurant manager had loaned it to him and hadn’t heard from him since. But Scott’s husband with whom the victim had an open relationship with, told police he didn’t give out his car to anyone, authorities said. A subsequent investigation revealed Scott met up with Harris on Jan. 17 and ‘was never heard from again,’ sheriff officials said. Harris was arrested after his ‘bloody fingerprints’ were found inside Scott’s vehicle, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by the Orlando Sentinel. Scott’s husband told investigators the pair could date outside their marriage. Scott’s body was discovered Sunday in DeLand, sheriff officials said. Online predator history. Scott picked up Harris before they drove around DeLand, where they allegedly had sex in Harris’ parked vehicle. Investigators suspect Scott then fatally beat him afterward with a piece of wood and a beer bottle, Volusia County Sheriff Michael Chitwood told the Daytona Beach News-Journal. ‘The victim died of blunt force trauma,’ Chitwood said, characterizing Harris as an online predator. ‘Michael Harris has a history of posing as a gay prostitute and blackmailing and robbing the victims, and in this case, murdering the victim.’ Harris told investigators he was friends with Scott – a manager at a Caribbean Jack’s restaurant in Dayton Beach – and that he paid the man to use his car for a week. Investigators suspect Harris may have killed Scott the day he met him, Chitwood said. Harris remained held without bond on a charge of second-degree murder with a weapon, online records show. He’s also expected to face charges of carjacking, Chitwood said.


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